Nadia lifted her soda water to the centre of the group with
the other glasses and they all said,
“CHEERS!”
The company Christmas party was officially off with a happy
clink of glasses. Some of Nadia’s colleagues were slightly flushed and had
already been sampling the free bar a few hours before everyone else arrived.
Nadia had no doubt that others would catch up soon enough. And she could blend
in with the messy cloud easily enough.
Nadia had a wedge of lime in her tall glass and he
co-workers believed she was on the gin and tonics. Then it was just a matter of
always having a full glass in front of her so she could easily avoid anyone
buying her a drink,
Another favourite move was to stay on the dance floor. Never
needing dutch courage to move her groove thing, Nadia found that drinks and
dancefloor very rarely worked well together. Especially the way she danced –
full body, full dance floor used, zero shame, maximum joy.
All this subterfuge was much easier than telling the truth.
As soon as Nadia would tell anyone that she didn’t drink, there were so many
questions and assumptions:
Are you pregnant?
Are you religious?
Are you a recovery alcoholic?
Are you sure you don’t want one?
Just one, come on, one won’t hurt you…
Nobody could ever understand that someone would choose to
just, not drink.
…
The reality was, Nadia did have a reason for not drinking. One
that she never shared with anyone.
Ever.
The truth was, when she drank, her brain let down its defences
and trouble was let in. Not in the usual way of kissing the wrong person and
waking up with a lampshade on her head. Nadia definitely had enough of those memories
that popped up on her Facebook feed from time to time.
No. The trouble was the damn voices. The mean, insistent,
relentless voices that took so much energy to lock back away. As long as Nadia
didn’t drink – life was what she could make it. But – as of 4 years ago – if she
had a glass of wine or a cheeky puff on a spliff – in crash the two women.
One old – Ms Ellis.
One teenager – Penny.
Both held heavy judgement of Nadia’s life and generally
battled it out with microphones to get their points across:
“You know that people are laughing behind you back. I
thought it better that you knew instead of continuing with…the strange things
you do… and making more of a fool of yourself”
“God you’ve gotten fat”
“Really – you do know that everyone see through the façade
dear? You know that right?”
“I hate you”
Then the hangovers had gotten so bad that Nadia would be
throwing up for a day while Ms Ellis and Penny allowed each other to have the
floor.
Ms Ellis had originally seemed so kind, but really, she was
a miserable old cunt that undermined Nadia’s confidence.
Penny was loud and blunt and just stuck with name calling.
Although they held different methods, the women eventually
would agree on one thing:
“Just pick up the knife Nadia. It’ll be better for
everyone to be selfless and say goodnight one last time”
Approximately three days after having the drink or whatever,
Ms Ellis and Penny would fade away and Nadia would be left with her own thoughts
and great life again. It did not take Nadia long to make the connection between
alcohol and the bitches and just figured that they were an interesting way that
her brain reacted to certain chemicals.
Nadia was nearly four years without any alcohol or other
forms of “chemical entertainment” and her two unwanted head guests had barely
stirred. A little murmur here and there but very easy to ignore.
So it was a shock that only moments having sharing a toast
with her co-workers, that the older woman’s voice rumbled into her right ear:
“I think it’s very sweet that they put up with you. They
are all so different from you – it’s obvious that you’ll never be part of their
family so to speak.”
Nadia nearly dropped her glass. It had been so long since
she had heard Ms Ellis so clearly. She peered at her soda water. It definitely
tasted like soda water. And she had only had a sip. Usually Ms Ellis required a
good couple of swigs before she gate-crashed the party.
“Dumb bitch” scorned a squeaky voice into her left
ear
“Penny!” Nadia whispered – then blushed.
Shit – had anybody heard her?? No… they were all loudly
teasing their boss.
“Well this party is lame – music is dumb too. I suppose
you’ll be dancing to this basic playlist later”
“Oh no she wouldn’t be so silly. Nadia knows she has bad
judgment and when it comes to dancing, she’s very enthusiastic but leaves
herself open to mockery.”
Nadia looked down at her feet bewildered and panicking How could
this have happened?! Tears pricked her eyes – what will she do?
“Crying you stupid bitch? Are you kidding me? At least
the party won’t be lame – it’ll be awkward”
“Really Nadia, tears. So emotional. You’ll ruin your make
up – and potentially the whole night for everyone.”
“Nadia!” a new cheerful voice rang out. It was one of her
colleagues walking towards her with a polaroid camera.
“Say Cheese!”
Nadia flashed a big smile and internally prayed her eyes
only looked shiny and not bloodshot.
“Good luck with that dear. Everyone can see you’ve been
crying”
“And you look fat. How many chins do you have now?”
Nadia took the developing photo from her colleague who left
to work the room. Concentrating on the photo, Nadia’s head became her own
again. Then she truly did make a scene when she dropped her soda water and her
glass smashed on the floor.
There in the photo was Nadia (with shiny eyes) with the
unmistakable figures of Ms Ellis behind her right shoulder, and Penny leaning in
on her left.